YETIS, MONSTER OR MYTH?


“Yetis are as pure and white as snow...
Yetis have a soft side that they don’t show...
Yeti this Yeti that, Yetis rule and u know that” - Capt. Terpin Timins
Introduction:
Yetis are creatures supposedly created from myth and fiction. They are large tempestuous creatures. Yetis can be classified in the same family as the Sasquatch and Big Foot. Many people believe that Yetis aren't real and are illusions of men who have claimed to have seen them. After researching them I want to say that Yetis are warm and cuddly but do not try to hug a Yeti.

I have chosen to write about Yetis because they are interesting and they seem to be magical. There is so little belief in magic and wonderment these days that the Yeti is one of the only characters that people believe in. I have spoken to many people about their opinions on Yetis and the Yeti way of life. Atleast half of the people who I have talked to deny the truth behind these indiginous nomad species.
What is a Yeti?
Contrary to popular belief Yetis are not carnivorous, they do not attack people unless provoked as many animals do to protect their territory, their food and their families. The highest population of Yetis is in the arctic or in cold climates. The Yeti civilization keeps itself hidden and camouflaged with layers of white fur and cave like homes. Like humans they nurture and raise their offspring until they are able to find their own prey and take care of itself. Yetis are omnivores and eat many different plants as well as meat, the impression that Yetis eat people has been derived from the fact that in the arctic there aren't many plants that cater to the Yeti food chain. Yetis have evolved from human like hominids. Yetis are human like in the characteristics that we share like the opposable thumb, a large brain, and the ability to stand erect.
Is there proof of Yeti life?
Yes, although it is not common knowledge there is proof of the Yeti, Yeti fossils have been recovered from many regions that were covered in ice at some point in time millions of years ago. Although the fossils were not complete and the Yeti body structures were obviously missing pieces there is no denying the Yeti presence.
In developed parts of the northern or southern arctic regions many locals claim to have had Yeti encounters. Yetis have been seen looking for food, preying on smalls animals. Locals claim that Yetis have even attempted to pillage cities for example in 1963 in the town of Mystery in Alaska a herd of over a dozen Yetis charged into the confines of a junk yard and took many used parts of scrap metal and also wheels. In that Yeti encounter no humans were hurt and onlookers only watched in terror, but 3 hunting dogs were taken.
A highly esteemed archaeologist Dr Bob Dhotcolm who was excavating an abandoned coal mine came into a 5 foot radious of a Yeti who seemed to be ill. Dr Bob who was afraid and felt threatened shot the Yeti in the legs using several rounds of amunition and went for help. By the time he and local law officials returned the Yeti was gone. Dr Bob later exclaimed “ Aw ****in Yeti ****in tried to ***in eat me, that ****in yeti ****in mother ****in Yeti”
Will the Yeti Population grow or diminish in the future?
The Yeti population growth rate has been declining since the late 18 hundreds. Eskimo tribes have hunted Yetis for food and clothing for years and so have foreigners and game hunters. Due to this Yetis may soon be extinct. But by the American people letting the world lose Yetis we are losing a valuable key in the study of human evolution.
The following is an actual photograph and statement taken from Capt. Terpin Timins on his Yeti Attack adventure.
“ I was walking to the grocery store one day, in the north pole and suddenly I felt something hit me on the back of the head. I turned around as fast as I could and I saw a Yeti. The Yeti threw a rock at me and I became scared and ran from the Yeti, but the Yeti who was faster caught me and pounced on me, for the next half an hour we wrestled in the snow clawing at each other. I screamed for help and screamed obscenities and he grunted and went Erp. I was able to take a picture of him after I took him down and he ran for cover.”